I'm BaldySlaphead. I'm British, married with children, officially (if not always obviously) middle-aged and work in academia (though not as an academic - if you wish to infer I sweep the floors, be my guest).
I anticipate I might be looking at debates relating to atheism, skepticism and creationism.
Please feel free to ask me about any of my contributions and I will attempt to explain myself adequately.
Always remember - aphorisms are for losers.